SOCKS BANEFUL BOTANY

Flowers are beautiful, but many of them can also kill you or at least send you into a nightmarish realm of delirium and hallucinations (and then kill you). It's no wonder so many have been believed to have magical properties. These socks are a veritable garden of fearsome flora, including several of history's most famous perilous petals. This is probably the safest way to expose yourself to these lovely toxins without risking your life or inviting some seriously askance looks from your neighbors who grow normal things like roses. Still Gothic at least, we'll give them that.