SOCKS HOME ON THE STRANGE

Do you want to believe? Well, you'd better decide quickly because aliens are here to cownap* our livestock. Maybe it's the Greys with a taste for beef jerky, or maybe the aliens themselves are little green cow dudes who want to take their Earthly cousin on a tour of the best pastures in the universe. Who knows? Either way, the startled-yet-understated cactus pose has never been more appropriate.*Get it, cownap? Because it's a cow? We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okayCombed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretchDOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.200N Thread Count for highest level of detail40 Gram Socks with smooth seamsNo uncomfortable bumps in the toe areaOne Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves